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Name: Rene
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 12/7/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: ...turning left...
Expertise: ...zoolander...
"Man I hate that Hansel!"
"I know, right? Ridiing in on that scooter like he's so cool."
"And the way Hansel combs his hair.
"Or, like, doesn't"
"It's like, "ex-squeeze" me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?"
ha huh ha huh ha huh
"I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel. He's a male model."
"Earth to Brint. I was making a joke."
"Uh, Earth to Meekus. Duh, okay? I knew that."
"Earth to Brint. I'm not so sure you did... 'cause you were all, 'I'm sure he's heard of styling gel'... like you didn't know it was a joke."
ha ha haaaa ahhhhhh
"I knew it was a joke, Meekus. I just didn't get it right away."
"Earth to Brint--"
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Research
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Member Since:
8/2/2003
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| i had a juicy good time yesterday. i just had to blog about it. after a hiatus of a long time plus being bored but not too lazy that i dont wanna write about yesterday.
went to sea world with the chikan and the lady cuz we all had nothing to do [as usual] and after my many visits to the world of the sea i had not ever been to the CIRQUE de LA MER show, which is back in the boonies of the park.
anyways. the show has a pre show kinda of thing with these mime clowns that speak in a babyspeak kinda thing [like telletubbies status]. so one of the two always kept saying...
hey ho! and everyone would respond back hey ho!
people that know me know that i would not lose an opportunity to be loud and obnoxious. so after everyone responds back and right before the mimes start doing something. i go:
HEY HOOOOOOOOOOO! [sounding like some sort of latina gay pirate]
he did this several times and got the same response back from me. kim and ngoc embarassed beyond belief. scooting further and further away from me as i keep responding back with a HEEEEAAAAYYY HOOOOOOOOO! kim said i sounded like a pirate on fire. as to not give hints to children of what a flaming pirate was.
so my lady and my bff bounce and night rolls in, and sicnarf calls to go drunken bowling. who am i, the ambassador of bowling, to deny drunken bowling.
so we go bowling with other esco boys and its good times had all around.
i named peteroq's little brother pitbull and in good taste i name myself michael vick, sicnarf was marcus vick, then vicks vapo rub. peteroq was ladanian tomlinson, which changed to ladanian vick, which changed to louis vuitton, which changed to louis vick. xtian was at first jiraya, then jiraya vick, then john malchoVICK. and cheats named turned into pitbull vick. my personal fave was john malchoVICK.
so i dont know why i blogged about yesterday... technically wedensday. man what a fast week that was. what a fast month... what a fast year. -_- | | |
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Chocolat (Miramax Collector's Series)
By Juliette Binoche, Alfred Molina, Carrie-Anne Moss, Judi Dench, Antonio Gil-Martinez, Johnny Depp, H�l�ne Cardona, Harrison Pratt, Hugh O'Conor, Lena Olin, Gaelan Connell, Peter Stormare, Elisabeth Commelin, Aurelien Parent Koenig, Ron Cook, Victoire Thivisol, Guillaume Tardieu, John Wood, Leslie Caron, Mich�le Gleizer
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look at this crew man...
CHOCOLATES MNG GEESE!!! MESA OPAT TAL LOW!!! | | |
| oh man... after a hiatus from working out for about a month, i go out and play some tackle football with some friends. it was fun though, i made some awesome blocks and scored some td's, and i thought i jammed my thumb, but it turns out now that i sprained it, cuz its discolored. [i'll post a pic of it later]
yesterday went out to celebrate aya's birthday, one of my lady's d9ers, at a thai restaurant in downtown. and then to the bitter end to dance the night away... and now my body is broken.
right now im watching the ultimate fighter marathon and babysitting colin 'the demon spawn' uber brat. did anyone ask me to? no. but no one is fuqing home, and my sister went to work. and here we are me and colin watching tv. he then played some video games, and got bored so i fed him some sandwiches... o tight now he's watching batman.
time for me to rest some more... and i can't wait till some more fantasy football action tomorrow. | | |
| so i had a job interview yesterday and for some reason i was nervous [even though i usually destroy any kind of interview... job interview, interviews with vampires, etc.] so me and ngoc did a pre run of how the interview would go.
me: so is it going to be a problem, working at a bank, that i stole this tie and belt that i'm wearing from a previous job i had?
me: and im not very good at counting, especially numbers, cuz i did have to retake precalculus like 3 times during my college career.
me: and i can't work 12-5 on tues and thurs because thats when my girlfriend pretends to go to work, and she needs somewhere to go.
*interviewer about to say something*
*me interupting her before she has a chance to speak*
me: and what do you mean by being punctual? i don't want to be stuck in a job where i'm gonna be harassed for being late for only thirty minutes... cuz i'll sue you.
me: before you guys hire me. i have some demands... i want every sunday off, and all government holidays off too.
interviewer: you would already get those days off if you were hired at a bank.
me: I WASN'T DONE TALKING BITCH DONT INTERUPT ME!!
me: [under my breath] fuqing bitch.
interviewer: *just staring at me*
me: [me whispering loudly] you look like a gremlin. and it makes me frown.
me: *using my index fingers to touch her face to make her lips frown*
interviewer: *still staring*
me: interview over. call me when its time for my second interview.
*after leaving the room*
me: *invisible jump shot* kobe! i nailed it. ^_^ | | |
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